Monday, May 14, 2012

What The...!

Kim Kardashian tweeted "Amazing shoot today for Vogue Italia! Thank you  &  for your creative genius!!!" 

Genius?  Seriously, whose bright idea was this? Vogue Italia- I quit you.  And judging by the photo below from set, Kim,  you should quit the Krispy Cremes, those hips in that leather dress do not mix.  Then again, a stylist at Vogue should have known that.  Nonsense I tell you!


Friday, May 11, 2012

Rather Let Lohan Style Me....

 Is this the face of someone you would buy clothes from?

Nope, me either.  But apparently everyone's 5th favorite train wreck Mischa Barton has debuted a clothing line and- wait for it, beauty products.  Ugh, yeah, please, sign me up....

Luckily for everyone except the Indian community, Mischa's line is currently only available in Dubai.

"Together with the help of my Mum Nuala, my inspirations are brought to life using elements of my personal style."

Ladies and gentlemen, Mischa's personal style....


Thursday, May 10, 2012

Color Me Gagging...

Yes ladies and gentlemen, there is yet another moronic waste of space for you to spend your hard earned money on- introducing the Kate Moss coloring book!  BEYOND bored with Kate Moss and wondering why I seem to be the only one noticing that these days that without photoshop she's quite frightening to look at, I call this loud and clear LAME.  And Shopbop is even lamer for believing anyone should spend $15 on this nonsense.  Helping the undeservingly rich get richer, one stupid idea at a time.


Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Met Gala 2012- The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

The good- the very, very good.

Starting at the top left and moving clockwise we have Camilla Belle. This isn't Camilla's first visit to The Fitting Room. She was featured here but has clearly upped the ante looking absolutely glam at last night's Met Gala in Ralph Lauren.

Next up, Ginnifer Goodwin working that pixie in a Monique Lhuillier. I feel like a man with my pixie but this photo of Ginnifer makes me wonder if I gave up on it too easily? Hmmm....

My favorite girl crush Milla Jovovich in Prada. Honestly, I don't even think it's the dress that I like so much, I am just a firm believer that Jovovich does no wrong.

And finally, Rosie Huntington- Whiteley in Burberry. Generally not a Burberry fan, but she looks amazing. (then again, when doesn't she?)

                        The bad- the very, very bad.


Ohhh Coco Rocha, vintage Givenchy or not, worshipped dead actress's or not, this is effing terrible and you as a model should know better. And you know what? I like the pink hair trend, I really do, but I, unlike you apparently, realize I am not 14, so I manage to stay away from it.

Dakota Fanning in an ill fitting Easter frock by Louis Vuitton. Plus I think her mom did her hair.

Then we have Christina Ricci in Thakoon. She looks ridiculous but I think the photo speaks for itself.

And last but certainly not least, Tory Burch in Tory Burch. Beyond disappointing. It's a grown up version of a terrible tent dress I saw on the sale rack at Forever 21 once.

And I leave you with this frightening photo of Mary Kate Olsen wearing The Row. Is it just me, or has she aged 60 years in the last 2? What is wrong with her face? Someone put her in a horror film, please.